Impromptu NEWS FLASH!

No, not really, but our regualr reporter, Reid is on the battlefield, researching a story. No, no, he's at a Mets game.

News? What news? oh, yes, almost forgot.


Kylie Manouge (sp?) has been diagnosed with breast cancer in the early stages. She is canceling a tour. Oh the humanity!

A man who did a publicity stunt my jumping off the Eiffel Tower was killed...his parachute got stuck on the momument and ripped off.

Man, that sucks.


*splat*


AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR LIFE SUCKED!

-robert
[orangejuice]