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Friday, June 03, 2005

pop culture: day 1, Vol. 8: Pants. Yes, Pants. And Pregger sex!

[orangejuice] has fans...we think.
just listen to the reviews [orangejuice] is getting.

"I like your little OrangeJuice BLOG....Pretty Neat"
-Fly'in Phil

ahhhh! pop culture!

'Mission Impossible III" maybe shelved! Yep. Tom Cruise's 'would-be' third movie in the MI series is looking like it won't be shot. Why? They're saying Tom Cruise's new personaility is just...weird! Why? because instead of promoting War of the Worlds on all the shows he goes on, he blabs about Scientology and his new 'friend' Katie Holmes. I doubt screaming "I LOVE THIS WOMAN" on Oprah did any good.

THREE (yes, THR33!!) new movies out today:

Cinderella Man
Lords of Dogtown
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Ok, ok, just GUESS which one is getting great reviews, and which two aren't....just guess...ok, ok, i'll give you hints.

1. I wear PANTS.
2. PANTS are cool.
3. Buy me PANTS!
4. You PANT like a dog.

Yes, it's the one about girls who wear pants. Or something like that. It's probbaly just one big ad for Levi's or something. Ah damn.

We all know Britney Spears is a role model for pre-sluts every where. Her new quote? That pregnant sex is the best. Oh dear god. Did anyone teach this woman that when she says 'Sex is crazy good' when shes carrying a child, little boppers everywhere will follow? Be on the look out for desperate wannabe-preggers teen everywhere, this Summer!

Oy vey.

'Till tomorow.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats on ur review from fly in watever his name on

big things happining soon


6:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol huh?

3:43 PM


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